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districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!
Can we be included in this!?
Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.
dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet
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Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
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dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me
dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa
im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave
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