Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
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I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
they’re coming to steal your girl
A visual representation of a fandom as a whole…
(Source: otterboxes, via lovemesomeloki)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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